How to
Kill Your Dream
in 30 days or less.
Why kill your dream?
Hypothetically speaking, of course, let's say you've convinced a certain group of people to help you set up a legal cultivation facility.

You might see yourself as under appreciated or feel constantly victimized by people who just "don't get it".

Or maybe your inflated ego, colossal sense of entitlement and lack of empathy are more obvious.
Maybe you knew going into this "partnership" how it would end.

Either way, you're ready to make your exit.
This is one - definitely not based on any real events - way you could do it.
December 10, 2020
Step One
Act Suspicious.
A sure fire way to look like you're up to no good is to invite your friends into a secure area and have them move the cameras.
Do it again and again.

Try to keep out of sight, or better yet have someone stand between you and the camera while you unzip your tight fitting coveralls and make stuffing motions.
Don't stop there, though. Go ahead, take anything you want.

And, do it in front of other people.
By now you've earned some much needed personal attention.

Now is the time that you'll get invited to a private showing of security camera footage starring your favorite celebrity--you.

There's no reason to panic.

The best way to handle solid evidence is to keep changing your story. Change it while the video plays. Change it again when it's over. Change it 3 or 4 times. Now that might sound like a lot of stories to come up with on the fly, but they don't have to be coherent or believable. That's a waste of time.

It's a waste of time because then you're going to change the subject entirely. And then change it again.

And finally, ask why you're the only one that gets treated like this.

It's not fair!
December 19, 2020
Step Two
Ramp it up!
Whatever it was that you swore that you weren't doing--do it again!

But this time bigger. Make it obvious. Make it undeniable.

Really show what you're made of.
And don't even think about stopping there. You have to go off the rails.

And again, I can't emphasize this enough, don't let your actions make sense.

Break things for no reason. Break your own things, too.

Outstanding job!

You're almost there. You know what you have to do now.
December 31, 2020
Step 3
Be Consistently Inconsistent.
OK, you've got their attention.

You've rubbed it in their face.

Now run with it!
QUICK TIP: You can take more if you wear loose fitting pants—and you'll look like a genie!


And frisk yourself on the way out the door to check your stash. You can always run back for more.
December 29, 2020
You killed your dream!
But why stop now?
January 8, 2020
Step 4
Expect the Unexpected.
When dealing with the police the same rules apply:
Don't let the truth even cross your mind.
Don't bother making sense.
Rule #1
Never let anyone disrespect you.
You're not going to be the victim again. Three times is enough!
That feels better doesn't it?

Now get out of there!
I told you to expect the unexpected, didn't I?

Now how do you handle this?

That's right. Call the flying monkeys.

Tell them whatever you have to tell them. Don't worry about making sense.
Just get them fired up so they'll act without thinking. It's the only way out.
That's the spirit!

It’s hard to find a guy that assaults women twice their age.

I can see why you keep that one handy.
January 14, 2021
Step 5
Show yourself.
QUICK TIP: Call 911 before you get started and remind them that you're not doing anything wrong.

Now that you've got the police handled, it time to work like you mean it. Not like you've been doing.
You checked for tracking devices, right?

I mean, duh.
January 15, 2021
Step 6
Revel in Your Success!

You killed your dream!

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